That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime Rigurd

Okay, hear me out. I'm about to drop a truth bomb. A slime-shaped truth bomb, if you will. We all love Rimuru Tempest, right? The adorable, powerful blob who builds a nation? Of course, we do. But what about the unsung heroes? The guys holding down the fort while Rimuru is off adventuring?

Specifically, I'm talking about Rigurd. Yeah, the elder goblin. The one who basically becomes Rimuru's right-hand man. And I'm saying it: I wouldn't mind reincarnating as him.

Unpopular opinion? Maybe. Everyone wants to be the overpowered protagonist. But think about it for a second. What's so great about being a slime, anyway? Sure, you can absorb anything. You have a Great Sage whispering in your ear. Awesome. But also... constant existential crises? The pressure of leading an entire nation? I'll pass, thanks.

The Benefits of Being Rigurd

Rigurd, on the other hand, has a pretty sweet gig. He gets all the respect, without all the responsibility. Rimuru trusts him implicitly. Think of the perks! He's basically the COO of Tempest. Chief Operating Officer of a monster-filled metropolis. That sounds way less stressful than being the CEO, especially when the CEO is a bouncy, blue blob.

Plus, look at the guy! He goes from a frail, elderly goblin to a strong, capable leader. Talk about a glow-up! He's got a dedicated staff. People listen to him. He gets to delegate. Delegation! The key to a happy life, if you ask me.

Imagine this: you wake up, not worried about fighting some ancient dragon or negotiating treaties with suspicious kingdoms. You wake up, knowing your day consists of making sure the roads are paved, the farms are running smoothly, and the orcish chefs are cooking up a storm. Sounds peaceful, doesn't it?

And let's be real, Rigurd is a fashion icon. That robe! That beard! The sheer gravitas he exudes! It's all very... distinguished. Much more so than a slime that changes outfits with every new ability.

The Simplicity of a Supporting Role

Maybe I'm just getting old. Maybe I'm tired of the constant need for self-improvement and world-saving. Maybe I just want to settle down, grow a beard, and manage a thriving community. Is that so wrong?

"But what about the action? The adventure? The thrill of battle?"

Okay, okay, I hear you. But Rigurd gets a taste of that too! He's not completely sheltered. He's there to support Rimuru, providing strategic advice and managing the logistics of any major operation. He's in the war room, planning the battles. He's a key player, even if he's not on the front lines.

Think of it like being the coach of a championship-winning team. You're not out there scoring the goals, but you're the one calling the plays. You're the one shaping the strategy. You're the one who gets to take credit (indirectly, of course) for the victory.

Embrace the Rigurd Within

So, the next time you're watching That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime, take a closer look at Rigurd. Appreciate his dedication. Admire his leadership. Envy his beard. He's not just a side character. He's the glue that holds Tempest together.

Maybe, just maybe, being the supporting character is the best role of all. The pressure's off. The expectations are lower. And you still get to be part of something amazing. So, who's with me? Let's all strive to be a little more Rigurd in our lives. Less stress, more delegation, and a whole lot of goblin-esque gravitas. It might be the key to happiness we've all been searching for. Plus, think of all the free goblin ale!

Just saying. Maybe I have weird dreams of managing logistics and monster resources… but who doesn’t? I'm ready for my goblin transformation, are you?