Which Aot Character Would Want To F You
Okay, okay, settle down, fellow Attack on Titan fanatics! We've all been there, haven't we? Watching the colossal titans wreck everything and thinking… "But what if Levi Ackerman looked at me like that?" Don't lie. You know you've pondered it. So, let’s dive into the deep end, shall we, and explore which Survey Corps heartthrob (or heart-titan?) would be most likely to fall head-over-heels for YOU. (Disclaimer: Purely hypothetical. Eren Yeager probably has enough on his plate, saving humanity and all.)
Eren Yeager: Passionate Protector (Maybe?)
Let’s be honest, Eren is… intense. He's all about freedom, revenge, and screaming really loudly. He's the kind of guy who'd bring you flowers… right after he punched a titan. Whether or not he’d actually want to, um, be with you depends entirely on whether he sees you as a comrade-in-arms. Are you ready to charge headfirst into danger, screaming about wiping out titans with him? If so, maybe. If you're more of a "let's stay inside and read a book" type, Eren might accidentally step on you in his rush to get to the battle. He's a cinnamon roll… a very, very angry cinnamon roll.
Mikasa Ackerman: Loyal and… Protective (Definitely Maybe?)
Okay, Mikasa. Let's be real. Mikasa is fiercely loyal. Like, ride-or-die, “I will literally murder anyone who looks at you wrong” loyal. But, and it's a big but, her heart primarily belongs to Eren. However! Let's say you possess exceptional fighting skills, an unwavering commitment to protecting others, and an appreciation for quiet companionship. If you’re the type to knit Eren a scarf while simultaneously disarming a thug, well, you might have a shot. Just don't threaten Eren. Seriously. Don't. Do it.
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Armin Arlert: The Strategist Sweetheart (Likely!)
Ah, Armin. The brains of the operation, the master strategist, and probably the sweetest guy in the entire series. He's not physically imposing, but his mind is a weapon! If you're into intellectual conversation, someone who appreciates a good book, and a guy who genuinely cares about your well-being, Armin is your guy. He’s thoughtful, kind, and probably remembers your birthday (and your favorite kind of tea!). He would appreciate your wit and intelligence and probably write you love poems disguised as battle strategies. Plus, think of the intelligent conversations! No screaming about titans with Armin, just cozy nights by the fire discussing existential philosophy. Win-win!
Levi Ackerman: The Clean Freak Captain (A Long Shot, But...)
Okay, let’s address the elephant in the room. Levi. The stoic, impeccably clean captain. He's intimidating, sarcastic, and probably judges your housekeeping skills from across the room. BUT! Beneath that cold exterior lies a deeply compassionate (albeit very hidden) heart. If you're extremely independent, have impeccable hygiene habits (seriously, spotless), and possess a dry wit that can match his own, you might just catch his attention. Prepare for a relationship built on shared trauma, perfectly brewed tea, and maybe, just maybe, a small, almost imperceptible smile after you've successfully polished his cleaning supplies. Good luck.
Hange Zoë: The Eccentric Scientist (Highly Likely!)
If you're looking for someone who appreciates your weirdness, celebrates your curiosity, and doesn't judge you for spending all night dissecting a bug, then Hange is your soulmate! They're enthusiastic, brilliant, and completely obsessed with titans (in a scientific way, of course!). Prepare for dates that involve exploring abandoned ruins, dissecting titan corpses, and passionately debating the merits of various scientific theories. If you're not afraid to get your hands dirty (literally) and can handle a partner who’s more excited about scientific discoveries than romantic gestures, Hange would absolutely adore you!
The Verdict?
Ultimately, who would want to be with you depends on your own personality and what you seek in a partner. But based on personality alone, I'd put my money on Armin or Hange. They're kind, intelligent, and genuinely appreciative of others. And hey, maybe you're the exception who finally melts Levi's icy heart! Who knows? Go out there and show those Survey Corps members what you've got!
Just… try not to get eaten by a titan in the process. Happy hunting!
