Can You Put Concord 11s In The Washing Machine

Let's talk about something controversial. Something that might make sneakerheads clutch their pearls.

I'm talking about washing machines and Concord 11s.

The Great Debate: Laundry or Luxury?

We all know the Concord 11s are iconic. They're special. They're practically royalty in the sneaker world.

But let's be real. Life happens. And sometimes, life leaves a mark (or several) on your pristine white kicks.

So, the question arises: Can you actually put your Concord 11s in the washing machine?

My Unpopular Opinion

Here's my take. Brace yourselves. I'm not saying you should. I'm just saying you can.

Hear me out! We're all adults here (mostly, hopefully). We understand risks.

And sometimes, a little risk is worth the reward of sparkling clean sneakers. Especially if you're careful.

The Case for the Spin Cycle (Maybe)

Think about it. What's the alternative? Spending hours meticulously cleaning every tiny crevice?

Using a toothbrush and a solution that may or may not damage the patent leather?

I'm not saying it's a bad method. It's just...time-consuming. And I'm lazy. Okay, efficient.

A washing machine? It's convenient. It's (relatively) hands-off. It's...tempting.

Now, before you start picturing your beloved Concord 11s swirling around in a chaotic vortex of soap and water, let's set some ground rules.

Rules of Engagement (If You Dare)

First, remove the laces. Obvious, right?

Second, put them in a laundry bag. Like, a mesh one. Protect those babies.

Third, cold water only! No hot water shenanigans. We're trying to clean, not destroy.

Fourth, gentle cycle is your friend. Treat your Concord 11s like the delicate masterpieces they are.

Fifth, skip the dryer. Air dry only! Stuff them with paper towels to maintain their shape.

The Potential Downside (Let's Be Honest)

Okay, okay, I'm not completely delusional. There are risks involved.

The patent leather could crack. The sole could separate. Disaster could strike.

And if that happens, don't come crying to me! I warned you!

But, let's be real, sometimes the risk is worth the reward.

A slightly damaged, but clean, pair of Concord 11s might be better than a pristine, but filthy, pair.

Again, just my opinion.

Alternatives to the Apocalypse

Of course, there are other options. There are sneaker cleaning kits. There are professional cleaners.

Those are probably the smart choices. But we're not always about making the smart choices, are we?

Sometimes, we're feeling rebellious. Sometimes, we're feeling lazy. Sometimes, we just want to see what happens.

And that's okay. As long as you're prepared to accept the consequences.

The Verdict? (Sort Of)

So, can you put Concord 11s in the washing machine? The answer is...it depends.

It depends on your risk tolerance. It depends on your sneaker cleaning skills. It depends on how much you love your washing machine.

And honestly, it depends on how dirty your shoes are.

If they're just a little dusty, maybe stick to a wipe down. But if they're covered in mud and grime? Well, the washing machine might start looking like a viable option.

Just remember, I'm not responsible for any sneaker-related tragedies. You've been warned.

Now, go forth and clean (or don't clean) responsibly!

And if you do decide to take the plunge, send me pictures. For science.