What Size Is After 00g In Gauge Size

So, you've reached the glorious 00g in your gauging journey. Congratulations! You're practically a piercing pro. But now, the question looms: What’s next? Where do we go after double-zero?

It's like reaching the end of a really good video game and wondering if there’s a secret level. Or like finally mastering spaghetti carbonara and thinking, "Okay, now what culinary mountain do I climb?"

Well, buckle up, because things are about to get...bigger. (Duh, I know). But not in the straightforward, numbered kind of way you’re used to. We're ditching the fractions and embracing the millimeters. Or inches, if you prefer that sort of thing. Personally, I find millimeters much less confusing when we're talking about tiny measurements.

Basically, after 00g, you're looking at sizes like 9mm, 10mm, 11mm, and so on. Each millimeter increase is, well, a millimeter bigger! Imagine each step as adding a tiny, almost imperceptible layer of glory to your stretched lobe. It's a slow and steady race, folks. No need to rush!

The "What Size Are You At?" Conundrum

This is where things get a little… awkward. Because now, you can't just casually say, "Oh, I'm a 2g." No, no. Now you have to bust out the conversion chart or, even worse, memorize a bunch of millimeter sizes. It's like suddenly being expected to know the capital of every country. Ugh.

And let’s be honest, nobody actually wants to hear "I'm at 12mm." It just doesn’t have the same ring to it. It sounds… technical. Clinical. Like you're discussing the bore of a pipe instead of celebrating your body modification artistry.

My Unpopular Opinion: We need better names. Like, seriously. "The Kraken"? "Jupiter's Moon"? Something with a little more pizzazz than just a number followed by "mm." Piercing enthusiasts are creative people! We deserve better nomenclature!

Think about it. "Oh, I'm rocking a Kraken today." Much more exciting, right?

The Reality of Sizing Up (Pun Intended)

So, how do you actually do it? The key, as always, is patience. Don't be a hero. Your lobes will thank you. Go slow, listen to your body, and use plenty of lubrication (think jojoba oil or vitamin E oil). Seriously, lubrication is your friend. It's the secret weapon in the stretching arsenal.

You can use tapers, dead stretching, or even taping. Whatever method you choose, remember to be gentle. Rushing things can lead to blowouts and nobody wants that. Blowouts are the nemesis of happy lobes. Don't summon the blowout!

And for the love of all that is holy, clean your jewelry regularly. Nobody wants infected ears. That's a recipe for disaster. A simple saline soak can do wonders.

The Great Jewelry Hunt

Once you've successfully stretched to your new millimeter size, it's time for the fun part: jewelry! This is where you get to express your individuality. From simple plugs to elaborate tunnels, the possibilities are endless.

But finding jewelry in the exact millimeter size you're looking for can be a challenge. Some retailers only carry sizes in inches, so be prepared to do some converting. And remember, quality matters. Opt for materials like surgical steel, glass, or titanium to avoid irritation.

And now, for another controversial statement: Just because you can stretch to a certain size doesn't mean you should. There's no right or wrong answer, but it's worth considering the long-term implications. Will your lobes be able to bounce back if you ever decide to downsize? Do you have a plan for maintaining your stretched lobes as you age? These are all important questions to ponder.

Ultimately, the size after 00g is whatever size makes you happy. It's a personal journey, not a competition. So, stretch responsibly, have fun, and maybe start a petition to rename the sizes. Let's make "The Kraken" a thing!

"Stretching is a marathon, not a sprint. And remember, happy lobes are healthy lobes!" - Some wise person on the internet (probably me).