How To Mount A Skateboard On A Wall

Hey there, fellow board rider (or soon-to-be board hanger)! Ever look at your trusty skateboard and think, "Man, that thing is too cool to just be gathering dust in the corner"? Yeah, me too! That's why we're gonna talk about mounting that beauty on the wall. Think of it as giving your board the retirement it deserves…from, you know, actually being ridden. Just kidding (mostly)!

Why Wall-Mount Your Skateboard?

First things first, why even bother? Well, besides the obvious "it looks awesome" reason, a wall-mounted skateboard is a space saver, a conversation starter, and frankly, a statement. It says, "Hey, I'm cool, I like skateboarding, and I have impeccable taste in wall decor." Plus, less tripping hazards. Bonus!

We all know how much of a hassle it is to maneuver around the house and accidentally step on a board, especially when trying to sneak into the kitchen for a midnight snack. Mounting your skateboard will allow you to grab that snack in peace!

What You'll Need: The Gear Roundup

Alright, let's get down to business. You'll need a few things. Don't worry, nothing too crazy. We're not building a rocket ship here (though, wouldn’t that be cool?).

• Your skateboard (duh!). Make sure it's relatively clean. We don't want any rogue dirt clods raining down on your guests.
• A mounting kit. You can find these online or at your local skate shop. Some are fancy, some are basic. They all do the job, more or less. Alternatively, you can use J-Hooks from the hardware store.
• A drill. Unless you have super-strength hands and can screw things into walls with pure willpower (if so, teach me your ways!).
• A level. Because nobody wants a crooked skateboard. Trust me on this one. Even I, who sometimes walks on a slightly tilted axis, know the importance of level!
• A pencil. For marking where those holes need to go. And maybe for doodling skate tricks on your hand when you're bored. Don't worry, I won't judge.
• A measuring tape. Because eyeballing it rarely works, unless you are some sort of wall-mounting prodigy.
• Wall anchors (if you're not drilling into a stud). These little guys are crucial if you want your skateboard to stay put. Think of them as the unsung heroes of wall mounting.

Let's Get Mounting: Step-by-Step Guide

Okay, deep breath. It's easier than it looks, I promise. Even I can do it, and I once tried to iron my cat. (Don't worry, the cat was fine. And I learned a valuable lesson about ironing.)

1. Plan your attack. Decide where you want to mount your board. Consider the surrounding decor, the height, and whether your cat will be able to reach it (if so, move it higher. Trust me).
2. Measure and mark. Use your measuring tape to figure out the spacing for your mounting brackets. Mark the spots on the wall with your pencil. Use your level to make sure those marks are...well, level! This is important!
3. Drill baby, drill!. Drill pilot holes at your marked spots. If you're hitting a stud, you're golden. If not, insert your wall anchors according to the package instructions.
4. Attach the brackets. Screw the mounting brackets into the wall. Make sure they're nice and snug. We don't want any wobbly skateboards!
5. Mount the board. Carefully place your skateboard onto the brackets. Make sure it's secure. Give it a little wiggle to test it out (but not too much!).
6. Admire your work. Step back and admire your handiwork. You did it! You're a wall-mounting master! Time for a celebratory snack.

Pro Tips and Tricks (Because I'm Awesome Like That)

• Consider the angle. Do you want your board horizontal, vertical, or at a jaunty angle? The choice is yours!
• Protect your wall. Add some felt pads to the back of the mounting brackets to prevent scratches.
• Get creative! You could even add some LED lights behind the board for a super cool effect. Or paint the wall behind it a contrasting color to make it pop.
• If you're unsure about anything, watch a video tutorial. There are tons of them on YouTube. Just search "how to mount a skateboard" and prepare to be amazed.

You Did It! Now Go Skate (Or Just Admire Your Wall Art)

And there you have it! You've successfully mounted your skateboard on the wall. Give yourself a pat on the back (or high-five your cat, if it's willing). Now you have a stylish piece of wall art that showcases your love for skateboarding. So go forth, admire your creation, and maybe even hit the skate park. Or just chill and enjoy the fact that you're a DIY superstar. You're awesome! Seriously, you are. Now go treat yourself to some ice cream. You deserve it!