How Many Hits Should I Take Of A Cart

Okay, let's talk about carts. And, more specifically, how many puffs is the right number. This is a question that's plagued tokers since the dawn of pre-rolls. It's personal. It's subjective. And, frankly, my answer might be... unpopular.

The "Official" Recommendation (and Why It's Silly)

You'll hear things like, "Start with one puff and wait 15 minutes." Seriously? One puff? I respect the cautious approach. I really do. But let's be real. Waiting 15 minutes after a single, tiny inhale is like waiting for a watched pot to boil... on low heat... in Antarctica.

It's designed for someone who's never even seen cannabis before. And even then, are they really going to feel anything significant? Probably just a vague sense of anticipation followed by disappointment.

My (Unpopular) Opinion: It Depends (But Probably More Than You Think)

Yes, yes, I know. "It depends" is the cop-out answer. But it's also the honest one. Factors like tolerance, the cart's potency, and your personal physiology all play a role. But here's where my "unpopular" opinion kicks in:

I think most people are under-puffing. Massively. We're so afraid of getting "too high" that we're barely getting high at all!

Think about it. You buy a cart. It's expensive. You're excited. You take one dainty little puff. You wait. Nothing. You take another. Still nothing. You're basically just inhaling flavored air at this point.

The "Listen to Your Body" Mantra (With a Grain of Salt)

Everyone says, "Listen to your body!" And, of course, there's wisdom in that. Don't go overboard to the point of greening out. Nobody wants that. But sometimes, your body is just whispering, "More, please."

My rule of thumb? Start with two or three good, solid puffs. Not lung-busters, but not those pathetic little sips either. Hold each for a few seconds. Then, and only then, assess.

Wait maybe 5 minutes, not 15. If you're feeling something, great! You're on the right track. If you're feeling absolutely nothing, take another puff or two. Repeat until you've reached your desired altitude.

And for the love of all that is holy, don't be afraid to experiment! This is supposed to be fun, people! This is about finding your sweet spot, your happy place, your perfect number of puffs.

A Word (or Two) of Caution

Okay, before everyone starts hitting their carts like they're trying to win a puffing contest, let me add a few caveats.

• Start low and go slow. I know I said most people under-puff, but that doesn't mean you should jump straight to chain-vaping.
• Know your source. Black market carts are a gamble. Stick to reputable dispensaries and brands.
• Consider the strain. A potent Sativa will hit differently than a mellow Indica.
• Don't operate heavy machinery. Obvious, but worth repeating. And by "heavy machinery," I also mean toasters. I’ve had a rough morning with a toaster.

The Bottom Line (and My Possibly Offensive Conclusion)

There's no magic number. But I suspect that most of us are leaving perfectly good highs on the table by being too timid. So, dare I say it? Take a few more puffs. Live a little. Explore the possibilities. Maybe, just maybe, you'll discover that your perfect puff count is higher than you thought.

Just don’t blame me if you end up ordering 17 pizzas.

Disclaimer: I am not a doctor. Or a scientist. Or a professional puff-counter. Just a person with opinions about carts. Consult with a qualified professional before making any major life decisions... or puffing decisions.

And remember: if you see me, please do not ask me how many puffs you should take, I've answered it right here.

Finally, remember the wise words of

Master Yoda: Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.

So, go forth and Do! or Do Not! Whatever makes you happy!