Black Friday Microwave Over The Range

Okay, hear me out. It's almost Black Friday. Everyone's gearing up for deals.

I have a confession. I might be the only person...not excited about Black Friday microwave over the range deals.

The Ubiquitous Microwave: An Unpopular Opinion

Microwaves. We all have them, right? They're kitchen staples.

But the over-the-range microwave? It’s a design choice I’ve never truly understood.

It’s like the mullet of kitchen appliances. Business in the front (cooking), party in the back (ventilation?).

Black Friday Hysteria: Is It Worth It?

Black Friday brings madness. People fight over discounted TVs.

Are you really going to elbow someone for a slightly cheaper over-the-range microwave?

I hope not. Let's reconsider for a moment.

Think about it. Your old microwave probably still works...sort of.

It might spin a little wonky. Maybe it makes a weird humming noise.

But it heats up leftovers. Isn’t that, like, 90% of its job?

Now picture this: you brave the crowds. You wrestle a bulky microwave into your car.

You get home, sweaty and triumphant. Then the real fun begins.

Installation. Ugh.

The Installation Nightmare

Replacing an over-the-range microwave isn’t a solo mission. It’s a team sport.

You need a buddy. Someone to hold the microwave while you frantically screw things in.

And let's be honest, those instruction manuals are written in hieroglyphics.

Suddenly, that slightly wonky, humming microwave seems a lot more appealing.

It’s already installed. You know its quirks.

It's practically a member of the family at this point.

And the ventilation? Let’s be real. Does that thing really work?

I've seen more effective smoke removal from a toddler blowing on a birthday candle.

Maybe I'm exaggerating...a little.

The Kitchen Hierarchy: Where Does the Microwave Fit?

I'm not saying microwaves are useless. They're definitely convenient.

But in the grand scheme of kitchen appliances, are they really that exciting?

I'd rather splurge on a fancy stand mixer or a high-end coffee maker. Priorities!

An over-the-range microwave also eats up valuable space above the stove.

What if you want a cool, industrial-style range hood?

The microwave is just blocking your design dreams!

Plus, let's talk about cleaning. Grease splatters. Food explosions.

Reaching up to scrub the inside of an over-the-range microwave is a workout.

And I already pay for a gym membership. Thanks, but no thanks.

A Plea for Sanity This Black Friday

So, this Black Friday, I urge you. Resist the lure of the discounted microwave.

Spend your time and money on something you truly love. Something that sparks joy.

Like that air fryer you've been eyeing.

Or maybe just treat yourself to a nice nap. You deserve it.

Black Friday is exhausting, even without battling for kitchen appliances.

Remember, the slightly wonky, humming microwave is a friend. Don't abandon it for a fleeting discount.

Of course, if your current microwave is actually broken, that's a different story.

Then go wild! Get that microwave over the range deal! I won't judge...much.

Just promise me you'll wear comfortable shoes and maybe bring some pepper spray for the crowds.

Ultimately, it's your kitchen. Your choice. Do what makes you happy.

But please, consider the installation process before you commit.

And maybe invest in a good step stool. You'll thank me later.

Happy (almost) Black Friday! May your deals be plentiful, and your microwave installation smooth.

Or, you know, just keep the old one. I won’t tell.

Remember this article, next year, and you can thank me for not going through Black Friday microwave drama.