What To Set Thermostat To In Summer When Away

Okay, let's talk thermostats and summer getaways. This is going to be controversial, I just know it.

The Great Thermostat Debate

Everyone has an opinion. It's like arguing about the best pizza topping. Some people swear by certain numbers.

You'll hear a lot about energy efficiency. And saving the planet. All very noble pursuits, I'm sure.

My Unpopular Opinion

But here's the thing: I crank that thermostat UP. Way, way up.

Yes, you read that right. I'm not ashamed. Maybe a little. But mostly not.

We're talking mid-80s, people. Sometimes even pushing 90.

Why The Heat, You Ask?

Well, for starters, I hate coming home to a damp, musty house. That’s the absolute worst.

It's like walking into a forgotten corner of the earth. All clammy and sad.

And honestly, I'd rather pay a little extra on my electric bill than deal with that funk.

The Humidity Factor

Humidity is the real enemy, not heat. Heat you can handle. Humidity? That's a whole different beast.

It clings to everything. It makes your hair frizzy. It encourages mold to grow in dark corners.

So, the higher temperature helps combat the humidity. It keeps things…drier.

The “Saving Money” Myth

People always preach about saving money. It’s the standard refrain.

“Turn it up! You'll save a fortune!” they cry. Maybe. Probably not a fortune, though.

But I ask you: what’s the cost of happiness? What's the price of walking into a fresh smelling house?

The Real Cost

Consider the alternative. Lower thermostat, higher humidity. Potential mold. Air fresheners galore.

Suddenly, you're buying dehumidifiers. And cleaning supplies. And maybe even calling a mold remediation specialist.

Is that really saving money? I highly doubt it.

The "But What About Your Stuff?" Argument

Okay, okay, I hear you. What about the furniture? The electronics? The precious antique doll collection?

Honestly? My stuff is pretty hardy. I don't have any priceless artifacts. Unless you count my vintage collection of Star Wars action figures.

And those are probably fine. They've survived worse.

Everything In Moderation…Except Thermostat Settings

I'm not advocating for baking your house. We’re not trying to create a sauna, here.

But a little extra heat won’t hurt most things. Especially if you’re only gone for a week or two.

Plus, think of it this way: it’s good for the pipes. Keeps them from getting too chilly. (Maybe?)

The Joy of Coming Home

Imagine this: You've been traveling all day. You're tired, possibly sunburned. You just want to relax.

You unlock your front door. A wave of…pleasant warmth greets you. Not clammy doom. Just warmth.

Ahhh. Home sweet (slightly warm) home.

That First Breath of Fresh Air

No weird smells. No lingering dampness. Just the faint scent of...nothing, really.

You crank the AC down to your preferred arctic temperature. Within minutes, bliss.

Worth every penny. Every. Single. Penny.

The Environmentalists Are Coming For Me

I know, I know. I'm probably single-handedly destroying the ozone layer. Or something.

But I recycle. I drive a (relatively) fuel-efficient car. I use reusable shopping bags. I do my part!

And sometimes, my part involves setting the thermostat to a temperature that makes energy efficiency experts weep.

A Necessary Evil?

Maybe it’s a character flaw. Perhaps I’m selfish and short-sighted.

Or maybe, just maybe, I've discovered a secret to happiness that the rest of the world is missing.

Probably not, but let me have my moment.

The "Set It and Forget It" Mentality

For me, it’s all about simplicity. I want to set it and forget it.

I don't want to worry about adjusting the thermostat remotely. Or installing some fancy smart home system.

I just want to dial it up, lock the door, and enjoy my vacation.

Less Stress, More Vacation

Life is stressful enough. Vacations are meant to be relaxing.

Worrying about the optimal thermostat setting? That’s not relaxing.

So, I choose warmth. And peace of mind.

The Disclaimer (Because I Have To)

Okay, fine. I'm not a HVAC expert. I’m just a regular person with strong opinions about indoor climate control.

Your mileage may vary. What works for me might not work for you.

And if you have sensitive electronics or valuable antiques, maybe don't listen to me at all.

Do Your Research (Or Don't)

Consult a professional. Read some articles. Weigh the pros and cons.

Or just go with your gut. That's what I do.

But whatever you decide, don't judge me for my thermostat choices. Please?

The Final Verdict

So, there you have it. My unpopular opinion on summer thermostat settings.

Crank it up. Embrace the warmth. Defeat the humidity. Live your best life.

And if your house spontaneously combusts, don't blame me.

Embrace the Heat (Within Reason)

Okay, seriously, be responsible. Don't be reckless.

But don't be afraid to experiment. Find what works for you.

And remember, a little extra warmth is better than a lot of extra mold. In my humble opinion.

The (Hopefully) Happy Ending

Ultimately, it's your house. Your thermostat. Your decision.

Do what makes you happy. Do what makes your house happy.

And maybe, just maybe, try cranking it up a little next time you go on vacation. You might be surprised.

Welcome Home

So, go forth and enjoy your summer. Travel safely. And return to a home that welcomes you with open (slightly warm) arms.

And if you disagree with me? That's okay too.

Just don't touch my thermostat.