Super Mario Odyssey Fanfic Mario X Pauline

Okay, let's talk about something potentially scandalous. Something that might make some of you Mario purists clutch your pearls. We're diving into the world of Mario Odyssey fan theories. Specifically, the Mario x Pauline ship. I know, I know! Peach is the princess! But hear me out. This isn't about replacing the classics. It's about exploring possibilities, right?

I'm not saying Peach and Mario aren't cute. They totally are. It's like peanut butter and jelly. Classic, dependable. But sometimes, you want a different kind of sandwich. Maybe something with, like, avocado and sprouts. That's Mario and Pauline. A little unexpected, maybe even a little… hipster?

The Evidence (or, Why I'm On This Ship)

So, why am I so invested in this unlikely pairing? Let's break it down. First of all, history! Pauline was Mario's original damsel in distress in the original Donkey Kong. Peach didn’t even exist yet! That's gotta count for something, right? It's like that saying, "You never forget your first love." Maybe that's stuck with Mario, somewhere deep down.

Then there's New Donk City. It's vibrant, it's jazzy, and Pauline is the mayor! She's not some passive princess waiting to be rescued. She's running a city! She's got ambition! And Mario seems genuinely impressed. He sings with her! They share a moment during "Jump Up, Super Star!" It's hard to ignore the chemistry.

Let's be real, Peach is often portrayed as, well, a bit of a damsel. She gets kidnapped a lot. Pauline is independent. She's strong. She can handle herself. Maybe Mario is ready for a partner who's not always requiring saving. A partner who's her own hero. Plus, Pauline wears a sassy red dress. Just saying.

But... Peach?

I know, I know. What about Peach? Look, I'm not saying she's chopped liver. She's lovely! But maybe she and Mario are more of a deeply ingrained habit than a passionate romance. They're comfortable. They're familiar. But is that enough?

Maybe Peach is secretly dating Luigi. Okay, I’m kidding (mostly). But think about it. Maybe a switch-up is exactly what the Mushroom Kingdom needs. A little shake-up to the status quo.

Fanfic Dreams (and Why They're Great)

This is where the fanfiction comes in! The possibilities are endless! Imagine Mario and Pauline solving mayoral crises together. Imagine romantic picnics in New Donk City. Imagine Mario helping Pauline write catchy campaign songs. The cuteness overload would be off the charts!

And let's not forget the drama! What would Peach think? Would Bowser try to kidnap Pauline instead? The story practically writes itself!

Listen, I'm not trying to start a war. I just think the Mario x Pauline ship is an interesting one to explore. It's about imagining different possibilities. It’s about recognizing Pauline's awesome character. It’s about acknowledging that sometimes, the most unexpected pairings can be the most rewarding. Who knows, maybe Nintendo will surprise us one day. Maybe they'll throw us a bone and give us a little Pauline cameo in a future game that hints at something more. A girl can dream, right?

So, what do you think? Am I completely off my rocker? Are you secretly a Mario x Pauline shipper too? Or are you a die-hard Mario x Peach fan forever? Let me know in the comments! Just be nice. We're all friends here (probably).

And if you need me, I'll be over here, writing my Mario x Pauline fanfic. Don't judge.