Okay, so picture this: I'm watching some ridiculous zombie movie (you know the kind, where the zombies run faster than Olympic sprinters) and I start thinking, "Man, if that *actually* happened, I'd be totally screwed." Like, seriously, all I have is a half-eaten bag of chips and a questionable first-aid kit. Not exactly apocalypse-ready, right?
That's when it hit me: I needed a bug out bag. And not just any bag, but one packed with all the essentials to survive… well, *anything* life throws at me, zombie or otherwise. So, naturally, I went down the rabbit hole researching what goes in a good bug out bag. And now I’m sharing the knowledge I gained, because, let’s be honest, who *doesn’t* want to be prepared?
The Basics: Food, Water, and Shelter
First things first: you're going to need to survive. That means the holy trinity: food, water, and shelter. Think long-lasting, non-perishable foods. Energy bars, canned goods (don't forget a can opener!), dried fruit, nuts… things that can handle some rough treatment and won’t spoil in a week. I opted for some freeze-dried meals because they are lightweight and tasty… apparently. (I haven’t actually tried them yet, but the internet promises deliciousness!).
Water is crucial. You can only survive for a few days without it. Pack bottled water, but also include a water filter or purification tablets. Seriously, a filter is a lifesaver. I went with a Sawyer Mini – small, lightweight, and cleans a ton of water. Trust me, you'll thank yourself when you're not drinking questionable pond water.
Shelter can be as simple as a heavy-duty tarp or a lightweight tent. Bivy sacks are also a good option if you're trying to keep the weight down. And don't forget a sleeping bag or emergency blanket! Hypothermia is a real killer, even if the zombies aren't.
Tools of the Trade
Next up: tools. These are the things that will help you build, repair, and defend yourself (if necessary… hopefully not!).
- A good knife: A sturdy knife is essential for everything from cutting rope to preparing food.
- Multi-tool: Like a Swiss Army Knife on steroids. Pliers, screwdrivers, saw… it’s all there.
- Firestarter: Matches in a waterproof container, a lighter, or a ferro rod. Knowing how to start a fire can be the difference between freezing and staying warm. (Pro tip: practice beforehand! Don't wait until you're shivering in the wilderness to learn.)
- Rope: Paracord is your best friend. Strong, versatile, and you can use it for practically anything.
- Duct tape: Because duct tape fixes everything. Enough said.
Consider a small shovel or entrenching tool if you have room. You might need to dig a latrine, clear debris, or even fortify your shelter.
Navigation and Communication
Getting lost is not an option. Pack a map of your area and a compass. Learn how to use them! (Seriously, GPS is great, but batteries die. Old-school navigation skills are a must.)
A whistle can be a lifesaver for signaling for help. And a hand-crank radio can keep you informed about what’s happening in the outside world. (Assuming there *is* an outside world left.)
Think about a way to charge your phone. A solar charger or a portable power bank could be a game-changer.
First Aid and Hygiene
A well-stocked first-aid kit is non-negotiable. Include bandages, antiseptic wipes, pain relievers, burn cream, and any medications you need regularly. Knowing basic first aid is even better. A small first aid manual can be helpful.
Don't forget hygiene! Pack soap, toothpaste, toothbrush, toilet paper, and hand sanitizer. Staying clean is important for preventing infection. Think of it as maintaining morale too. Being dirty and miserable makes everything harder.
Personal Items and Extras
Finally, add some personal items to your bag. A change of clothes, some cash, copies of important documents, and anything else that will make you feel more comfortable and secure.
Consider adding a small book or a deck of cards for entertainment. It’s important to keep your spirits up in a stressful situation.
Important reminder: Once you've packed your bug out bag, practice using everything in it! Set up your tent, start a fire, filter some water. This will help you identify any gaps in your gear and build confidence in your ability to survive.
So, there you have it. My (hopefully) comprehensive guide to building your bug out bag. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a zombie movie to finish watching… and some freeze-dried food to try. Wish me luck!
