Okay, so let's talk Those Who Wish Me Dead. Remember that movie with Angelina Jolie being all… survivalist-y? Yeah, that one. You know, the one that promised us blazing infernos and bad-guy takedowns?
I went in with high expectations. Jolie in an action role? Sign me up! But then... Well, then I saw the Rotten Tomatoes score. Ouch.
So, what *did* Rotten Tomatoes say? Well, last I checked, it was hovering around the... let's just say "not great" zone. Critics weren't exactly singing its praises. And you know what that often means, right? Disappointment potentially ahead! 😱
What's the Buzz (or Lack Thereof)?
The general consensus seemed to be that the movie was... fine. Just fine. And honestly, in a world overflowing with amazing movies and binge-worthy TV shows, "fine" just doesn't cut it, does it? It's like ordering a pizza and it being... edible. You wanted *amazing*, not just something to fill the void. 🍕
Some critics pointed to the plot being a bit predictable. Others felt like the characters weren't particularly well-developed. And a few even suggested that Jolie's performance, while solid, wasn't exactly groundbreaking. Come on Angelina, we know you have more! Give us Tomb Raider Jolie!
But hey, let's not just blindly follow the Rotten Tomatoes hive mind! It's just an opinion aggregator, remember? It isn’t the ultimate movie God, even though sometimes it feels that way. Maybe *you* would absolutely love it! Maybe you're a sucker for forest fires and chase scenes, even if they're a little... generic. We've all got our guilty pleasures, right? 🤔
Why the Hate (or Lukewarm Reception)?
Honestly, it's hard to pinpoint exactly *why* the movie didn't resonate more. Maybe it was the marketing? Maybe it was the timing? Maybe people were just expecting something different. Or maybe, just maybe, the movie wasn't quite as good as it could have been. *Gasp!* 😲
It could also be that the premise, while intriguing, wasn't executed in the most compelling way. A kid on the run, pursued by assassins, with a fire warden trying to protect him... Sounds exciting, right? But somehow, the movie just didn't quite capture that excitement for everyone.
Let's be real, a lot of action movies these days are kind of… cookie-cutter. They follow the same formula, hit the same beats, and leave you feeling like you've seen it all before. Maybe Those Who Wish Me Dead fell into that trap. 🤷♀️
Should You Still Watch It?
Okay, so the big question: should you even bother watching it? Well, that depends. Are you a die-hard Angelina Jolie fan? Do you have a soft spot for survival thrillers? Are you bored and have nothing else to watch? If you answered "yes" to any of those questions, then maybe it's worth a shot. You might actually enjoy it! Don't let the critics dictate your viewing habits! (Unless you *always* agree with them, in which case, carry on.) 😁
But if you're looking for a truly mind-blowing, edge-of-your-seat experience... well, maybe look elsewhere. There are plenty of other fish in the sea, or in this case, plenty of other movies on streaming services. 🐠
Ultimately, whether or not you like Those Who Wish Me Dead is a matter of personal taste. Don't let Rotten Tomatoes be the sole decider. Go in with an open mind, maybe lower your expectations just a tad, and see what you think. You might be pleasantly surprised. Or, you might agree with the critics. Either way, you'll have formed your own opinion, and that's what really matters, right?
So, go forth and watch (or don't watch) Those Who Wish Me Dead! Just don't blame me if you end up feeling a little… lukewarm about it. 😉
