Okay, let’s be honest. Portable air conditioners? Kinda noisy. Take up valuable floor space. And that window kit? Ugh. Let’s just say I'm not a fan. But what if I told you there was a secret, a slightly… unorthodox… way to deal with all of that? I'm talking about installing a portable AC through a wall.
Yes, you heard me right. A wall. I know, I know. Some of you are already clutching your pearls. “That's insane!” you're probably saying. “That's… permanent!” Well, hear me out. Sometimes, insanity is the best solution. And "permanent" is just a word, right?
Step 1: Acceptance (and a little planning)
First, accept that you're about to do something a little… different. Embrace the weird. It's liberating, I promise. Now, before you go all Hulk on your drywall, let's do a little planning. Find a good spot for your AC. Ideally, a wall that leads to the outside. Ground floor is easier, but hey, I'm not judging if you're feeling ambitious and live on the third floor.
Think about things like electrical outlets. Is there one nearby? Because an extension cord snaking across the room is just asking for a tripping hazard and a stern talking-to from your significant other. And speaking of significant others, maybe get their "blessing" before you start hacking away at the wall. Unless, you know, you prefer sleeping on the couch. Which, coincidentally, might be cooler after this little project.
Step 2: The Hole (and the point of no return)
This is where things get real. You're going to need a hole. A big one. Big enough for that exhaust hose to fit through comfortably. Now, I'm not going to tell you exactly how to make this hole. Use your imagination. Jigsaw? Hole saw? Dynamite? (Okay, maybe not dynamite. Seriously.) Just make sure it's relatively round-ish and not too jagged. We're aiming for functional, not artistic.
This is the point of no return, folks. Once that hole is there, there's no going back. Unless you're really good with drywall patch and spackle. And let's be honest, are any of us really good at that?
Step 3: The Exhaust (and the questionable seal)
Now, shove that exhaust hose through the hole. See? I told you it would fit. Maybe. If you measured correctly. If not, well, time to make the hole bigger. This is why we don’t wear our best clothes doing this project.
Now for the sealing. This is where things get… creative. Remember that window kit you got with your portable AC? Yeah, we're not using that for a window. We're going to Frankenstein it into some kind of wall-sealing monstrosity. Duct tape is your friend. Caulk is your other friend. Embrace the chaos.
Pro Tip: If you're feeling fancy (and by fancy, I mean you actually planned ahead), you could build a more permanent frame around the hole and attach the exhaust hose to that. But who has time for that?
Step 4: The Aftermath (and the sweet, sweet relief)
Okay, you've got a portable AC exhausting through a hole in your wall. It's not pretty, but it's functional. And that's all that matters, right? Now, fire up that AC and bask in the glorious, cool air. Ignore the fact that your wall looks like it was attacked by a rabid badger. Focus on the sweet, sweet relief.
Congratulations! You've successfully installed a portable AC through a wall. You're a pioneer, a rebel, a maverick of home cooling. Or maybe you're just slightly insane. But hey, at least you're cool.
And if anyone asks, just tell them it's a "custom ventilation system." They don't need to know the truth.
One last thing: this is obviously a joke. Don't actually do this. Probably. Unless…? Okay, I'm not responsible for what you do with this information. But if you do end up installing your portable AC through a wall, please send pictures. I'd love to see it. You can find me posting about these things over at MyUnpopularOpinions.com.
