10 Things I Wish I Knew Before Moving To Texas
So, You're Thinking About Texas? Hold My Sweet Tea...
Bless your heart! You're considering the Lone Star State? Well, I moved here a while back. Let me share a few things I wish someone had told me.
1. "Mild" Winter Is A Relative Term
They said the winters were mild. I packed away my Canada Goose. I should have kept it.
Mild, apparently, means "could snow, might be 70 degrees next week." Prepare for anything!
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2. Everything Is Bigger...Including The Bugs
You've heard the saying, right? It applies to everything here, including the insects. Get ready for roaches the size of small dogs. Just kidding! (Mostly.)
Seriously though, bug spray is now my perfume. Embrace the citronella.
3. The Love for Dr Pepper is... Intoxicating
I knew Texans loved Dr Pepper. What I didn't know was that it's practically a religion here.
It's in cakes, it's in BBQ sauce, it's…everywhere. Get ready to pledge allegiance to the Pepper!
4. Road Trips Are Mandatory (And Long)
Texas is huge. Like, REALLY huge. You think you're going to "pop over" to Austin for the day?
Pack snacks, fill up the tank, and tell your family you'll see them next week. Road trip time!
5. BBQ Snobbery Is a Real Thing
Everyone has their favorite BBQ joint. And they will defend it to the death.
Don't even think about suggesting Kansas City BBQ is better. Just smile and nod. Unless you want a barbeque brawl.
6. The Accent is Contagious (Y'all)
I swore I would never develop a Texas accent. I now say "y'all" more than I say my own name.
It just sneaks up on you. Embrace the twang!
7. Sweet Tea is REALLY Sweet
I like sweet tea. I thought I was prepared. I was wrong.
Texas sweet tea is like liquid sugar with a hint of tea. Maybe order it half-sweet to start.
8. Football Is Life (Seriously)
I understood that Texas loved football. I didn't understand the level of love.
Friday night lights are a real thing. And Saturdays and Sundays are booked solid. Join the team!
9. "Texas Friendly" Is Actually True
People here are genuinely nice. It's almost unsettling at first.
Strangers will smile and wave. People will offer to help you change a tire. Get used to it. It's great!
10. You Will Develop an Opinion on Bluebonnets
Bluebonnets are the state flower. And people get intense about them.
Roadside photoshoots are practically a state sport. Prepare for bluebonnet fever every spring. And for heaven's sake, don't pick them! It’s a crime!
Bonus Round: Things Get Weird In The Summer
The heat can do strange things to a person. You'll start seeing mirages. You'll consider moving to Antarctica.
Hydrate, find shade, and embrace the weirdness. It's all part of the Texas experience. Invest in a good AC unit.
So, Should You Move to Texas?
Despite all these warnings (or maybe because of them), I love it here. It's a unique and wonderful place.
Just be prepared for anything. And bring your appetite for Dr. Pepper and BBQ!
And learn to say Howdy!
with enthusiasm.
A Few Extra Thoughts...
Consider these bonus tips before taking the plunge and calling Texas home.
Get Ready for Big Trucks
Trucks are a way of life in Texas. Giant, lifted trucks. Don't be surprised when you get dwarfed at a stoplight.
It’s just part of the landscape. You might even want one yourself!
Learn Some Basic Spanish
Texas has a rich Hispanic heritage. Knowing some basic Spanish will be incredibly helpful.
It’ll open doors and help you connect with the community. Plus, you’ll be able to order your tacos like a pro.
Be Prepared for Political Discussions
Texas is…Texas. Politics are a hot topic. Be prepared for lively (and sometimes heated) discussions.
It’s probably best to avoid controversial topics at family gatherings. Unless you enjoy a good debate.
Learn About the Alamo
The Alamo is a big deal. It's a symbol of Texas independence. Brush up on your Texas history.
Knowing the story will help you understand the Texas spirit. Remember the Alamo!
Don’t Mess With Texas (Seriously)
It's not just a slogan. It's a way of life. Don't litter.
Respect the land and the traditions. Texans take pride in their state.
Be Aware of the Wildlife
Texas has a diverse ecosystem. From snakes to scorpions to armadillos, you’ll encounter some interesting creatures.
Learn how to identify venomous snakes and what to do if you encounter wildlife. Keep your pets safe!
Get Ready for Friendly Competition
Texans are competitive. Whether it's sports, BBQ, or even just being the friendliest person in the room, they love to win.
Embrace the competition and get ready to play. Just remember to have fun!
Embrace the Tex-Mex
Tex-Mex cuisine is a staple in Texas. Tacos, enchiladas, queso…it’s all delicious.
Explore the local restaurants and find your favorite Tex-Mex dishes. Your taste buds will thank you!
Understand the Importance of Manners
Good manners are highly valued in Texas. Saying “yes sir” and “yes ma’am” is common. Opening doors for others is expected.
Show respect and be polite, and you’ll fit right in. Southern charm is alive and well in Texas.
Be Ready to Tip Well
Tipping is customary in Texas. Service industry workers rely on tips to make a living.
Be generous with your tips, especially if you receive good service. It's a way to show appreciation and support the local economy.
Final Thoughts: Welcome to Texas!
Moving to a new state is always an adventure. Texas is no exception. Embrace the culture, the people, and the quirks.
You may just find that Texas feels like home. Welcome, y'all!